More people I love

NCIS forensic scientist Abby Sciuto (and, by extension, actress Pauley Perrette) is my new favorite person. She's like the Gothic Lolita Badass alter ego I never had.

I want to be best friends with her and have her cut my hair into black fringe and blast pounding techno music in computer labs while we analyze the various molecular structures of delicious cocktails, let cow-eyed cutiepies curl up in the corner, and give our deadpan sociopathic bosses hugs that could crush a camel.

Oh, and the cross tattoo. LOOK AT IT! Who doesn't want a fantabulous Jesus symbol plastered on their backs? Well, atheists. But it's not like Abby or I are big religieuses, anyway.

(Images: google.com)

Gap Teeth

There is a Facebook group called "I Support All Of Kate Moss’ Past, Present, And Future Endeavors".

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=2204537622&ref=mf

Among the various inspirational foh-toes of La Mossinator, you will find these gems:

Oh, Marky Mark. Never change.

Both Hepburns combined into one tiny tiny model.

"Oh yes, please, some more champagne. And maybe a little crack cocaine, if you can spare it."

WHAT. THE. AITCH.

I want these pants. For absolute srs.

Ironic, yes? Because she's British and too hopped up on the good ol' crack cocaine to even consider fighting in a war. Shooting someone, yes. Shooting someone systematically...that's a probably not.

Always gotta go with the classics. This is probably the best picture of her ever. Maybe.

Punktacular Kate! I want this hair. It's like Victoria Beckham met Morticia Addams.

This is like my life. Except I don't read in the bathtub. More like on the toilet. Hmm, maybe I've said too much.

Flawless. Possibly as a result of high-contrast lighting and some mild airbrushing, but who cares, really? Flawless.

Oh, and p.s:

THIS IS NOT LA MOSSINATOR. Just saying that if you're going to be a member of the biggest Kate fanclub on the FB, much less post pictures on it, you should at least know what the reason for the biggest Kate fanclub on the FB looks like.

(all pictures from ISAOKMPPFE)

Melissa Haro

From projectrungay.blogspot.com

From Sports Illustrated 2008 I. LOVE. THIS. GIRL. Seriously, I want to be best friends with her and play with her silky brown hair and cuddle with her. Look at her. Before she got typecast as slutty 20-year-old SI model (which will haunt her for the rest of her life) she was a surprisingly versatile (but still slutty) 16-year-old PR model. Look at her in that adorable updated retro chaste silk flowered dress. LOOK AT IT. Now look at her in that whoretastically fabulous pirate girl bikini. Can you even tell it's the same girl? Only barely. She's like Kate Moss with her versatility, only she's tall, dark, and voluptuous. If she ever breaks free of the SI curse, she could have a fantastic career. Honestly, it'd be good to see someone with a really killer bod after all the twiggy china dolls walking the runway for the past five years. GAH! She could be Cindy Crawford. The potential, it burns!! P.S. Look at her creamy, gorgeous skin. Raw as hell, girl!